NEGLECT.
Thursday, 5 November 2009 8:49 pm
I'm back to blogging.
I've been busy neglecting my blog.
Stating the obvious is really a waste of time.
STATING that stating the obvious is a waste of time is an EVEN MORE waste of time.
It's the holidays!
and i'm having fun.
but i find no point in doing homework.
hello! handing up to the next teacher?
so that he/she can judge us based on our holiday work?
obviously, most of us won't put much effort into doing the homework right?
Some will just rush through them, leave them on the table collecting dust and party the holidays away.
On second thought, maybe it's not for them to judge.
Maybe they want to find out whether we are hardworking.
hmm...
but that applies for exams too.
Maybe exams are to test our intelligence.
so that those aliens (disguised as HODs or even a super high authority in education) have a better idea of which children's brains to devour.
They'll probably run an experiment to find out why humans learn differently.
Most likely in a painful way, like disecting.
After that, they will force this "programme" to their little alien children's education system and force them to disect little humans.
The test shall go as follows:
GABBAGOO EDUCATION SYSTEM (secondary)End Of Year ExaminationName :Cohort :Date :Follow the following instructions carefully and you may pass this test.Disection Of Humans
1. Pick up the chainsaw-like thingamajig and just saw the human in half.
2. Poke the half on your right with the matchstick after you've light it up.
3. Write down your observations.
4. Put the other half into the beaker of boiling slime prepared for your convenience.
5. Remember to switch off your ears as there might be some loud screechings and screamings.
6. Write down your observations.
7. Using the information you gathered from the experiment, give a conclusion.
[Don't worry if you can't, it won't award you any marks.--END OF PAPER--
SEE! Aliens have such a friend;y education system.
No competition. No MARKS!
Just randomly do whatever and whenever.
BUT they are still coming.
No, no, no. I'm not paranoid.
They're coming for YOU, not me.
Anyway, enjoy your holidays!
[while you can...]
[you KNOW they're coming.]
[so, BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID.]